from the mouths of babes

tc: hey daddy? why were you in the shower so long?
ah: i was shaving my legs.
tc: hey daddy? why you shave your legs?
ah: well, i’ve been swimming and cycling a lot lately. it reduces the drag and, well, it makes me feel faster even if i’m not.
tc: okay daddy. hey daddy? your butt is still very hairy.

soundtrack for this post
hipsters MGMT
lick of moons, birds & monsters
wax oracle spectacular

9 thoughts on “from the mouths of babes

  1. Hahahahahahaha!

    Hey Daddy? It ever occur to you you a girl?

    You’re gonna be mentioned in my post today because I still haven’t read Bunny Munro. You’ll have to read the post to find out why.

  2. Hey jiif, e-mail me, because I lost your e-mail address during one of my librarianly e-mail account tidying sessions.

    I brought Bunny back to the library today, but I’m putting it back on hold, which means I’ll have at least three weeks before I get it again, which should be enough time to knock out some of these other books and actually read Bunny.

    Which means you don’t have to send me your copy.

    Which is basically all I wanted to tell you, so you don’t have to e-mail me unless you want to.

    I shaved the @$$-hair off this comment so it would post faster. I, for one, go that extra mile.

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